1- So on a scale from 1-10 how much do you like kittens?
2- What are you talking about?
1- Kittens
2-Ok
1- Well
2- Well what?
1- Kittens?
2- Well ok 1-10… Um…6
1- What a 6? I’m up at like a 25.
2- What that wasn’t even a number
1- Oh so you’re making the rules? I’m the one who asked the question
2- Oh whatever. Do they have anything vegetarian?
1- What for? You’re not vegetarian?
2- Um yes I am.
1- Since when?
2- Awhile
1- I have known you for like ever and you’re not a vegetarian.
2- Yeah I am.
1- What ever.
2- So
1- What?
2- Anything Vegetarian
1- Wait stop it you’re getting something with meat
2- No dude I swear if you don’t believe I’m a vegetarian go ask my girlfriend
1- YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
2-Oh come on really?
1- Since when did you get a Girlfriend?
2- You seem angry
1- Really, angry I couldn’t imagine why? First you didn’t tell me you had a girlfriend, and second, really you’re a vegetarian. Really. And what am I, Hugh Jackman?
2- Wow Andy calm down
1-Oh calm down. How would you like it if I went and got a girlfriend and didn’t tell you? Vegetarian.
2- Well for one I would like it. It would get you off my back about mine.
1-Oh well maybe I will
2- Good
1- Good
2- So anything vegetarian
1- OH COME ON
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I think I will have a veggie burger and a grilled chicken breast. Haha. This was an interesting story. I am not sure exactly where the plot lies but him being a vegetarian? It was weird. It seems as if the other character was a little femme.
ReplyDeletei liked the plot and everthing being thewm fighting about vegitarians and girlfriends. haha it was very funny and kept me wanting to read more and more
ReplyDeleteThe anger made it funny. you did a good job but you need a comma before Hugh Jackman. It makes it sound like he was calling the other guy Hugh Jackman.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was really funny! good dialouge!( I have no clue how to spell that... Dialogue?)
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